B Team

Update: My little plan to foil bumbling lab techs failed today. This time, a tech I'd never had before missed my arm vein. Guess what? Blood don't come out like that. She was even moving the needle around to see if it would flow or not and that's when I figured out I was screwed. She removed the needle and got someone else, who turned out to be Lab Tech #1 Who Could Not Access My Port Last Week. She could access another vein, however. It's big, but deep. Ow. And I've got a bruise on the inside of my arm. The port went okay though.